One time I got this really bad allergic reaction that spread patches of this rash/these bumps all over my body that itched so badly that I scratched until I bled.

When my entire lower back got covered with bumps my dad took me to the emergency room where we waited 2 hours for the doctor to ask me to lift my shirt up, say ‘Wow, that is interesting,’ and then tell me to just put A&E ointment on it.